John Pinette: I'm Starvin'!

John's storytelling is bar-none some of the best around, and despite how personal the stories are, the bits remain endlessly quotable. Despite his cherubic smile, he contains a gremlin inside (that frequently shouts "Get out of line!") that maintains an incisive wit to process every interaction.
This special makes ~80 minutes go by in a matter of seconds, as long as you can keep breathing throughout.